The 2008 presidential elections were comedy gold for late-night tv shows!

Here are 10 extremely funny quotes concerning the candidates from Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Jay Leno & others!

 

1. “Sarah Palin’s been spending the last couple of days being briefed by advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. That’s true. Yeah. Apparently, the first thing they taught her was CPR.”
Conan O’Brien



2. “Did you see the Sarah Palin interview on ABC? This state trooper from Alaska says that Palin lied in the interview. She lied on national television. I’d say someone’s ready for the White House!”
Craig Ferguson

 

3. “John McCain’s campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, until reporters can address her with respect and deference. Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen?”
Jay Leno

4. “Stock prices are down, major companies are being purchased by the government. It is a bear market and, I have to say, Sarah Palin is just the lady to shoot it for us.”
Jimmy Kimmel

 

5. “Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin today said she thinks the economy needs some shaking up and some fixin’. I’m pretty sure is also her recipe for oven-baked chicken.”
Jimmy Kimmel

 

6. “And how are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She’s got a four-month-old of her own, she’s about to become a grandmother, and she’s partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?”
Jimmy Kimmel

 

7. “John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map.”
Jay Leno

 

8. “Everybody is trying to find out more about Sarah Palin. Someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo! email account because she hadn’t taken the proper security measures. Yeah. So, folks, it’s official. No one in the Palin family uses protection.”
Conan O’Brien

 

9. “Barack Obama’s staff and John McCain’s staff are busy now negotiating when the presidential debates will take place. That’s good, yeah. Yeah, Obama wants them to be in September, and McCain wants them to be after his nap, but before ‘Wheel of Fortune.’”
Conan O’Brien

 

10. “John McCain, looks like the guy who goes to the curb for the paper and locks himself outside of the house. But seriously how about that John McCain? John McCain looks like a guy whose head you can barely see over the steering wheel. He looks like a guy who’s backed over his own mailbox. John McCain looks like the guy who picks up his TV remote when the phone rings.”
David Letterman

 

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